December 2009
November 2009
WHY BREAKING DAWN MUST BE MADE INTO A MOVIE. →
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theoisjonesing:
i just had beer come out of my nose from laughing, here’s why:
“Let’s go over that again: Edward fucks Bella into unconsciousness. This alone should have you running to Fandango to pre-order your tickets, but it only gets better.”
“Are you imagining Kristen Stewart wearing a fake pregnancy belly and pretending to have been suddenly crippled by her own fetus? Because I...
The Velveteen Rabbit →
alanajoy:
Full text.
“It doesn’t happen all at once,” said the Skin Horse. “You become. It takes a long time. That’s why it doesn’t happen often to people who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be carefully kept. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things...
shechangesyourmind:
10 things you want for Christmas:
to have the money to pay for what i need to pay for
a happy and healthy family
9 musicians/bands you love:
nickel creek
paramore
a fine frenzy
imogen heap
regina spektor
taylor swift
lily allen
adele
the weepies
8 things you do everyday:
breathe
sing
drink coffee
facebook
text
read
shower
watch...
Oh Colbie, you just know.
I’ve been spending all my time
Just thinking about ya
I don’t know what to do
I think I’m fallin’ for you
I’ve been waiting all my life
And now I found ya
I don’t know what to do
I think I’m fallin’ for you
I’m fallin’ for you
“When you wake up in the morning, Pooh,” said Piglet at last, “what’s the first...
– A.A. Milne (via kari-shma)
I am nervous. I’m afraid. But I will stand here in the white hot heat of...
– iwrotethisforyou.blogspot.com
SpongeBob SquarePants: What is air?
Patrick: Huh?
SpongeBob SquarePants: I just met this girl. She wears a hat full of... air.
Patrick: Do you mean she puts on airs?
SpongeBob SquarePants: I guess so.
Patrick: That's just fancy talk. If you wanna be fancy, hold your pinky up, like this. The higher you hold it, the fancier you are.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [Holds up pinky] How's this?
Patrick: Higher.
SpongeBob SquarePants: [holds his pinky up higher] Like this?
Patrick: Now that's fancy! They should call you SpongeBob FancyPants.
rogerrr:
mykicks:
Main Entry: liz le-mon-ism
Pronunciation: \liz le-mənˌi-zəm\
Function: noun
Date: 2009
: The state of being, depending on point of view, pathetically or heroically single, esp. when one has a strong sense of humor and so-called nerdy interests. Often coupled with limited social skills. In Jack Donaghy’s words, a “New York third-wave feminist, college-educated,...
Have to wait half an hour to watch the rest of this Everwood episode online. Ugh. There are like 10 minutes left.
I miss @saraquadrant and Ellen so much! Come back! Sweden is too far away!
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shechangesyourmind:
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! *E-HUG!*
You’re welcome! What’s funny is you posted that song a while ago, and it was in my likes, and I happened to reblog it yesterday, or else I never would have remembered that. Glad to have helped. :D