August 2009
constantreader:
PG Porn with Nathan Fillion.
Um… I was having a bit of a ‘wtf’ moment, but you have to watch the whole thing. It’s funny shit.
oh I love Nathan. This was great.
The Glitter Phoenix Burns Again
I won’t compose prose every morning you open your eyes next to me (I won’t compare you to a summer’s day). I won’t kiss the tears from your cheeks whenever you cry. I won’t remember every appointment. I won’t keep the sheen on my armour. I won’t know what to say sometimes. I won’t get your order right. I’ll be late. I’ll fuck-up. But...
Do I seriously have a cat around my picture now? That owns.
Beginning of November, Franz Wright
poetry365:
The light is winter light. You’ve already felt it before you can open your eyes, and now it’s too late to prepare yourself for this gray originless sorrow that’s filling the room. It’s not winter. The light is. The light is winter light, and you’re alone. At last you get up: and suddenly notice you’re holding your body without the heart to curse its lonely life, it’s...
littlemiss:
1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. 2. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. 3. Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. 4. When you say, “I love you”, mean it. 5. When you say, “I’m sorry”, look the person in the eye. 6. Be engaged at least six months...
Yes, Caitlin, you can have whatever you want. ANYTHING you can imagine. You name it. It’s yours. Done deal. Zip, zap. Bing, bong. Ka-pow. Oh, but you have to go get it. K?
I’ll help, The Universe
P.S. Caitlin, we’re a team. I’ll do the hard parts, but you gotta get us started. Schwing, baby.
Life lessons learned from John Hughes:
littlemiss:
Even dorks can land babes. In “Weird Science” the guys may have to create the woman of their dreams, but in the end, real-life ladies come around and appreciate them for who they are once they get to know the dudes inside. Samantha Baker may be a sophomore nobody in “Sixteen Candles,” but she wins the heart of uber-popular jock, Jake Ryan. Even dorky Ted winds up with Jake’s hot...